Cat Quotes and Sayings
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- "If stretching were wealth, the cat would be rich."
- "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
- "A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin."
- "I purr, therefore I am."
- "Every life should have nine cats".
- "If you want to know the character of a man, find out what his cat thinks of him."
- "If God created man in his own image, you've got to wonder; in whose image did he create the nobler cat?"
- "If you yell at a cat, you're the one who is making a fool of yourself."
- "Civilization is defined by the presence of cats."
- "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
- "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
- "A cat sees us as the dogs...A cat sees himself as the human."
- "My husband said it was him or the cat...I miss him sometimes."
- "Some people own cats and go on to lead normal lives."
- "It's really the cat's house--we just pay the mortgage."
- "Always turn and look when your cat gazes behind you with that intent look in her eyes. Some day there might actually be something there."
- "God made the cat in order to give man the pleasure of caressing the tiger."
- "Dogs have owners, cats have staff".
- "Every dog has his day -- but the nights are reserved for the cats."
- "A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization."
- "Time spent with cats is never wasted."
- "For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat."
- "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
- "A cat can climb down from a tree without the assistance of the fire department or any other agency. The proof is that no one has ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree."
- "The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard cats."
- "Purring is an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.
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- "Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
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